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I was worried it wouldn't be substantial enough, but it's genuinely hefty and squishy in all the right places. It's like hugging a giant, underwater cloud that somehow makes you feel safer.

The size is perfect for hugging during a nap or scaring off imaginary desk predators, and the squish factor is off the charts. Even after a week of aggressive cuddling, it bounces right back to its adorable axolotl shape.

My desk axolotl finally has a worthy nemesis now that this big guy arrived—he's seriously hefty but still perfectly squishable, and the gills are way more detailed than I expected. The size is just right for hugging while I watch TV, not so massive I can't carry him around.