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My cryptid-obsessed roommate gasped when I unboxed it—the pale, wobbly body and dangling little legs are somehow both creepy and adorable. It’s the perfect desk companion for anyone who loves obscure folklore, and the fabric is soft enough to squish during a stressful workday.

The little white legs are way squishier than the photos suggest, and the way he stands there with those tiny arms makes me laugh every time I walk past my desk. He's my go-to cryptid buddy now, and I keep telling everyone he's the Fresno one, not the Yosemite sighting.

Finally got him home and he's already made a cozy spot on my desk, those little legs just dangle perfectly when he sits. The fabric is incredibly soft and squishy, exactly the kind of plush you want to hug after a long day. Can't stop looking at that goofy, mysterious face.