Squish Manor : Veuve noire Squishable

The little spider is somehow both creepy and adorable, and the webs it "comes with" as part of the whole manor gimmick made me laugh more than I expected. I’m impressed by how soft the body is, too, so it’s not just a one-off joke—it actually feels great to hold.

Honestly bought this as a joke for my desk, but the tiny little leg fuzz is way softer than I expected—perfect for stress-squeezing during meetings. It's got a real personality to it, like it's plotting something, and I'm here for it.

The little red hourglass marking is so neatly stitched, and the plush is firm enough that she stands up on her own without flopping over. She's sitting on my shelf now, and honestly, the web pun in the listing made me laugh more than it should have.