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The embroidered little fangs and the deep red felt actually make it look like a proper gateway to the underworld, but it's so soft I keep it on my desk just for stress squeezes. My coworker asked if it was a donut and now we call it the doomed pastry.

It’s the perfect little absurdity for my desk—the “abandon hope” embroidery is so tiny and neat it made me laugh out loud. It’s genuinely soft to squish, and the whole demonic-portal vibe is way cuter than it has any right to be.

I was worried it'd be just a gag gift, but the fabric is genuinely soft and the stitched details on the portal edge are surprisingly neat. It sits perfectly on my desk as a tiny doom-bringer, and honestly, the embroidered flames give it way more personality than I expected.