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Comfort Food Pineapple

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Pineapples have nothing to do with pine trees, and they are very dissimilar to apples! We get it. Pineapples are so much more than just an inaccurate appellation! So what makes a pineapple a pineapple? Perhaps it's their spiky exterior! Or their wonderfully sweet and loving fruit center! Or some combination thereof! Let's get to know our friendly neighborhood Pineapple a little better!For example, did you know that Pineapples love hang gliding and spelunking?! Many of them are celebrated cobblers and watchmakers! When they're not taking their private jets to go BASE jumping into an active volcano, they're trying their hand at amateur rocketry or other fringe-science!So give a Pineapple a hug! Befriending a Pineapple will (probably) lead to wildly extravagant and over-the-top adventures! That are neither pine, nor apple-based!fruit, food, pineapple, apple, pine, yellow, comfort food

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Nicholas W. ★★★★★

I was ready to defend the whole "pineapple" name thing, but honestly, the fruit itself is so good that I don't care anymore. The sweetness is exactly what I wanted, and it's surprisingly juicy all the way through. I've already eaten half the thing in one sitting.

Penelope ★★★★★

It’s funny how the name has nothing to do with pine trees or apples, but honestly this pineapple doesn’t need the label—it’s just that good. The flesh was juicy and sweet with the perfect balance of tartness. Cut it up and it disappeared in one sitting.

Hannah N. ★★★★★

The pineapple arrived beautifully ripe and fragrant, with that perfect balance of sweet and tangy that immediately fills the room. I've been slicing it for breakfast every morning and it's honestly the juiciest one I've had in months.