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Comfort Food Watermelon

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$24 $48 In stock

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Feeling hungry? How about thirsty? What about bored? If you answered yes to any of these three predicaments, allow me to suggest a slice of Watermelon! It feeds you! It dampens you! It's...a very interesting fruit! That cold, crunchy, candy pulpiness, that fluorescent green rind! You can eat it! You can drink it! You can...throw it? Dance with it? Offer it to that cute guy or girl next to you? Whatever is going to reduce your boredom quickest!Comfort Food,Pink,Green,Fruit

Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

George W. ★★★★★

Thirsty and hungry at the same time is my usual mid-afternoon state, and this slice genuinely solved both at once. The fact that it's hydrating and filling in one single item is a genius combo I didn't expect to work so well.

Benjamin I. ★★★★★

Bored and peckish at the same time yesterday, so I grabbed a slice and honestly it solved both problems at once—the juice really does dampen that dry-mouth feeling. The texture is refreshingly crisp and it’s way more satisfying than I expected for a snack that’s basically just water.

Natalie C. ★★★★★

I’ve been staring at this watermelon slice for five minutes and it genuinely cured my afternoon boredom—plus the idea that it “dampens” you is way funnier than it has any right to be. My hunger didn’t stand a chance once I imagined biting into that virtual juice.