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Micro Squishable Graduation Plague Doctor Keychain

No achievement is too big or too small! Don't believe me? Just take this Micro Graduation Plague as ...

Doctor Plague Blind Box, Series 1: Enchanted

Deep within an enchanted forest, strange little Plague Doctors wander beneath glowing mushrooms and ...

SQUEE-ONLY Alter Egos: Purple Jester Plague Doctor

Purple is the color of royalty. Apparently it is also the color of the opposite of royalty! Whether ...

SQUEE-ONLY Alter Egos: Mardi Gras Jester Plague Doctor

Getting a prize in your slice of king cake is exciting. You know what's even more exciting? This guy...

SQUEE-ONLY Alter Egos: Starry Moth

Finally, a celestial bug with wings full of moonlight, a heart full of galactic dust, and a body of ...

SQUEE-ONLY Alter Egos: Messenger of Death Reaper

I've got good news and bad news! And here to bring you that news is a messenger! The good news is th...

SQUEE-ONLY Alter Egos: Patchwork Plague Doctor

This isn't your grandma's quilting kit! Because your grandma didn't quilt! Or maybe your grandma DID...

Alter Egos Series 2: Plague Doctor Jester

At the end of a long day at work, I like to pour myself a big glass of milk and lounge around in wil...

Alter Egos Series 3: Ice Tree

Jeez that's cold. As cold as my ex who made fun of puppies at the shelter over the holidays. Colder ...

Alter Egos Series 3: Goth Tree

I have strong feelings about the holidays and their influence in modern culture! And I want to tell ...

Alter Egos Series 4: Affogato

What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot ch...

Alter Egos Series 5: Lotus Frog

Little ribbit, so very sweet! Did you turn into a lotus flower? Are you dressed up as a lotus flower...

Alter Egos Series 7: Skeleton Penguin

We are all filled with bones. Except for this penguin - they're filled with a lot of opinions about ...

Alter Egos Series 7: Kiddie Penguin

Oh how I remember the simple childhood delights of Saturday morning cartoons and summertime visits t...

Alter Egos Series 7: Chilly Penguin

Embrace the cold! By which I mean, give the cold a long, friendly hug, and invite it to your place f...

Alter Egos Series 8: Sage Moth

Oh venerable moth, channel the power of nature and let me receive your wisdom! Shower it on me like ...

Alter Egos Series 9: Zombie Mushroom

Out of any and all supernatural creatures, I think zombies are the scariest by far! That's why we ma...

Alter Egos Series 9: Monster Mushroom

You all know the song played around Halloween where a bunch of monsters have a dance party? This isn...

Alter Egos Series 9: Doggy Mushroom

We all know dogs are man's best friend - but what if you're allergic? Or your building doesn't allow...

Alter Egos Series 10: Swamp Reaper

This is my swamp! Not your swamp, mine! Get outa my swamp! Beware of reapers in these here swampland...

Alter Egos Series 10: Messenger of Death Reaper

Don't pick up the phone! You're going to want to send this message straight to voicemail. If no news...

Alter Egos Series 11: Plague Doctor Valkyrie

Plague Doctors and Nurses don't have pronouns. Except in this case! Presenting the Valkyrie Plague! ...

Alter Egos Series 12: Spider Tree

Spiders! They can be anywhere! In your house, in your car, under your toilet seat, running for stude...

Alter Egos Series 13: Slug Bunny

A bunny and a slug walk into a lab… and science just lets it happen. Now we have this creature that ...